More Bathroom Humor
| I my office we have one bathroom that has two stalls next to each other. The stall on the left has a nice big fan which provides plenty of ventilation. The stall on the right has no ventilation. Now, someone probably complained about the lack of ventilation so they searched long and hard, and consulted with the best bathroom consultants in the country for a solution to the problem. What was the solution? | |
| All of you brilliant thinkers out there probably came up with the same solution: Cut a hole in the wall and stick a fan in it. Now, it blows the stink from one stall to the other!
Suggestion to visitors: Use the stall on the right. |
How To: Screen Captures
MS Word 2007 Macros
As the documents that I am writing keep getting bigger, simple tasks, like reformatting every table in the document, are getting harder. So, I turned to Word macros for help. The list below contains some of the macros that I have found that make (my) life easier.
Word Tips
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Saving images from MS Word 2007
[Tip from Graham Mayor]
MS Word Tip of the Day – Pasting unformatted text
The idea is to create a macro that uses this line:
- Selection.PasteSpecial DataType:=wdPasteText
Assign this macro to a key. I chose Ctrl+Shift+v so that Ctrl+v does a regular paste, and add “shift” for unformatted pasting.
Good Deed of the Day
Parking Lots
Now, being that Helga was a special car, she had to have a special parking spot. If we went to a shopping mall, my father would park the car in the last spot in the lot. This is the spot no one wants because it is so far from the store entrance. You almost need to catch a taxi to get there. If we were in a small parking lot, then my father would never park our straight in a parking space. He would always park diagonally and take up two spaces. This way no one would put a ding in the side of the car. Did I mention that the car was completely rusted out? Did I mention that it had a billion miles on it? At least we didn’t have any dings in the doors.
Out of Order
This brings me to the question: Did your parents let you ride on these rides when you where a kid? I don’t think I ever rode on one.



