Me: Wow, the tile looks great.
Contractor: Thanks.
Me: What’s that valve sticking out in the middle of the wall?”
Contractor: That’s the water cut off.
Me: I know that… Why is it in the middle of the wall?
Contractor: Because that’s where the pipe is.
Me: Well, why is the pipe in the middle of the wall instead of behind the sink!?!
Contractor: Because that’s where the plumber put it.
Me: Can we move it?
Contractor: Yep, we can rip out the whole bathroom and re-do it.
Me: Oy… never mind.
Phlogtastic 